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cold
I love the blogger known as Dr. Evil. I know nothing about him since there is no info on his blog, but his short posts are very amusing, and slighty arousing if you're twisted like me.
I hate it when people waste internet space with shitty blog posts like this:
first day on new jobI'm so tired, I can't even do or say anything. But I wanted to say that things are going well.
My kids' book got a good review from Kirkus. Check the May 1 issue. Yay...!
I have about 1.3 million things to do, and the cats need more food.
The End.
No... more later.
Do the internet a favor and never post again. I now hate your kids, and your cat. Except I don't hate your cat, because cats pwn, but I bet your cat hates you.
First thing, make sure you're decent looking, sorry but this is a shallow world with shallow people. You don't have to be a greek goddess, but you do have to basically be pretty. DON'T be annoying. Be aware of how you come off to other people.
Second, be yourself, only better. The worst thing you can do, is try to be someone your not. Even guys can see through a fake bitch. Take who you are, and embrace it. If you're a clutze, be a clutze, but be cute while you're at it, laugh at yourself. If you're butch, don't try to be dainty and adorable, be a dominating and a bitch. You get my drift. Don't ever adjust what you like for the guy, trust me, it doesn't work, instead find something you both like and work from there, then let him introduce you to things he likes. For example, I hooked up with this musician guy at a party who didn't even look twice at me untill I mentioned how awesome a zombie takeover would be. After that he didn't care how shitty my music taste was. I was the hot zombie chick with nipple peircings.
Now, choose your target. Find out about him, what kind of girls he dates, who his friends are ect. Instead of going right for him, be sneaky, make friends with his friends. DON'T EVER BE OBVIOUS OR PUSHY. The trick with men is to make them feel that they're in charge(which they never are) its a masculating thing. Let the guy chase you, pretty much play hard to get. I suggest becoming friends with him and getting to know him on a deeper level before commiting. Learn how his brain works and how to manipulate how he thinks to your advantage.
You have to remember that for guys love and sex are not connected. This is why girls get hurt so often, for us love and sex go hand in hand. This isnt so with guys. Just because you get a guy in bed doesnt mean you have him emotionally.
if you want a lasting relationship, don't be afraid to withhold sex. NEVER DO ANYTHING YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE DOING. When turning a guy down, don't just say "I'm not ready" give him an explanation, "I'm not on birth control yet", "I want you to get tested". "I'm on my period", "We havent been dating long enough".
Make sure your sexual connection and emotional connection are at the same level, or else the guy is just going to see you as a peice of ass.
Also, don't be smothering, be laid back, don't call him every five seconds and if your jelous, don't let him know it.
Don't be afraid to withhold sex. Never feel obligated to sleep with him. Do it when YOU want too, and if you want to make him pay for being an ass, be a bitch and don't let him touch you.
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crushed
